I don’t think Ryan has any problem being chained to these balls. 

I don’t think Ryan has any problem being chained to these balls. 

Take me to pleasure town……on a boat.
Featuring Ron Burgundy, Jenny McCarthy and a banana boat.
You stay classy, Planet Earth.

Take me to pleasure town……on a boat.

Featuring Ron Burgundy, Jenny McCarthy and a banana boat.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

For sporkyoysterslut
Angelina Jolie and Pawel Szajda.                                                                         
I don’t know what the fuck this boat is, but these will do as flotation devices.

For sporkyoysterslut

Angelina Jolie and Pawel Szajda.                                                                        

I don’t know what the fuck this boat is, but these will do as flotation devices.

BBB presents rockstars of the confectionery world!
 Katy Perry
Russell Brand
and a bumper boat…
Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!

BBB presents rockstars of the confectionery world!

 Katy Perry

Russell Brand

and a bumper boat…

Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!

BBB presents Shannon Elizabeth, Jensen Ackles and a canoe…..

BBB presents Shannon Elizabeth, Jensen Ackles and a canoe…..

BBB presents Scarlett Johansson, Cristiano Ronaldo and a random boat.

BBB presents Scarlett Johansson, Cristiano Ronaldo and a random boat.

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Ummmmm. Here?

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Ahoy, ye scallywags!
Every good pirate be needin’ a treasure chest to be buryin’ his booty! 
This be dedicated t’ the squiffy wenches at SkarsgardLandmarkDessert. They be keepin’ our rogers jolly with their swashbucklin ‘shops.

Ahoy, ye scallywags!

Every good pirate be needin’ a treasure chest to be buryin’ his booty! 

This be dedicated t’ the squiffy wenches at SkarsgardLandmarkDessert. They be keepin’ our rogers jolly with their swashbucklin ‘shops.